A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk.

“What’s your name?” he asked.

“Carmen,” she replied.

“That’s a nice name,” he said. “Did your mother or father name you that?”

“Neither,” she said. “I changed my name when I was 18 from Sharon to Carmen.”

“Why did you do that?” he asked.

“Well,” she explained, “I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What’s your name?”

“Beertits,” the man replied.

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The bank manager noticed the new clerk was terrible when it came to counting money and adding up figures.

“Where did you get your financial education?” he asks.

“Yale,” replies the lad. The manager is sure he’s misheard the man, so he asks his question again and the man again responds “Yale.”

That can’t be right, thinks the manager. He decides he’s going to check it out online.

“And what’s your full name again?” asks the manager.

“Yim Yohnston.”

Remember, being unique isn’t necessarily good.

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