A whole new spin on the classic game. Check it out.

This thing is crazy, I lost 3 hours out of my day! It’s okay, my life is worthless anyway. Hypnotize yourself here.*

*Only works with males for some reason. Females encouraged to try it anyway.

There’s a lot of weird stuff happening in the world, and thankfully we have reporters that let us know of them. Here’s some recent news articles you’ll want to take a look at:

Alleged burglar showers, cuts hair, fries chicken

David Beckham Sexually Violated by Reporter

Utah man asks to ‘plead up’ for more prison time

Poop allegedly rubbed in dog owner’s hair

Survey: Brits think bacon comes from sheep

Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady of the Night: DC Cops Can Arrest You for Carrying More Than Two Condoms

There’s a lot of fun to be had with translating phrases back and forth using Google’s service or something similar. There’s a site that does that automatically now, and finds the “equilibrium” between an English phrase and the Japanese translation–Translation Party.

The equilibrium for “Crap Blog”: Kurappuburogu. Not sure what happened there.

Sea lion dies of sex exhaustion – A male sea lion from California called Mike has died of exhaustion after over-exerting himself during the mating season in an animal park in Nuremberg, Germany

World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos – A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles

Burglar Leaves Note – Matt Neary of Fargo, North Dakota is still steaming, even though the thief that rifled through is car and took his CDs, cash, driver`s license and credit cards left a nice note behind.

Attempted robbery ends with torn genitals, Viagra hangover – The attempted armed robbery of a Russian hairdresser became a three-day sex ordeal for the would-be thief, leaving him with torn genitals and a Viagra hangover.