Need to fart
August 3rd, 2009
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my drink and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
August 3rd, 2009 at 1:58 pm
ahhahhahhahhahhahhahghahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaaah
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Respect.
You made them happy with your unique brand of music.
Bravo
September 4th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Damn hilarious.
October 7th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Fucking hilarious!
October 7th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
why the hell were you listening to your ipod at a pub
October 8th, 2009 at 1:42 am
joel said it…don’t know why anyone would listen to their ipod at a pub
October 8th, 2009 at 8:17 am
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October 21st, 2009 at 6:26 am
Your fart story made me laugh. I can remember waking up one night due to a bout of farting, I was actually dreaming that I was in an orchestra playing the trumpet and I can remember trying to make a high pitched note with my fart.
October 29th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
awesome story!