Not sure how many of you are familiar with bash but it’s a spin-off of the original QDB and has quotes from IRC (some ghetto-ass system of communicating on the internetz). Reading the top 100-200 quotes on the site a hundred times over gets pretty boring so I decided to put together some of my favorite quotes from there.

<Redden> you know what you shouldn’t take on planes?
<Sealab> Leslie Nielson?
<Bagel> Box Cutters?
<Dodge> William Shatners?
<Scotty> Gameboys?
<DotTom> Babies?
<The Amazing Rando> Wesley Snipes?
<seander> Flaming torches?
<Gib Yob> Vials of smallpox?
<Kelvin> Zombies?
<Tomuber> Mutha fuckin snakes?

<DB> Oh god – what the fuck do they put in absinthe? i only had a couple and I feel like I’ve been raped by a camel..
<Rust_Bunny> It’s meant to be taken orally ..

<Paragon> man i remember in like second grade the teaxcher asked what 2-3 was
<Paragon> and someone was like “you can’t do that”
<Paragon> and she was all “right you can’t
<Paragon> and i was like “nooo, NEGATIVE NUMBERS”
<Paragon> and she ignored me
<Paragon> bitch

<TheDingo> okay.. i walked into the kitchen to get something, and my mom is on the phone with someone and she says “i said, ‘who are you to talk? you showed the inside of your anus to half the nation!’”
<TheDingo> and i just screamed “you know the goatse man?!”

<tom_0369> man
<tom_0369> im never moving to seatle washington
<tom_0369> i flew over it and it was raining and gray as fuck
<tom_0369> it was depressing
<sammich> when was this?
<tom_0369> flight simluator 2004

<n909> cool the girl across the street has her window on
<n909> and it’s light enough that i can use binoculars
<n909> brb
<jack|ass> n909: you are a horrible person.
<jack|ass> n909: a gentleman would set up a webcam so all could enjoy.

<Xizer> Winzip is such a girl…
<Xizer> “Uh hey. 30 days are up could you stop using me? No? Well I’ll just ask again tomorrow…”